Dating personals sexy

With this week’s newspaper, The MV Times launches our personal classified ads.

We look forward to connecting Islanders in love, friendship and whatever else will keep you toasty and entertained until summer.

I’m looking for that someone special with an SSA profile number that is compatible with mine. Reply to [email protected]/box134Nantucket So I hear there once was a man from Nantucket. Reply to [email protected]/box135I (Heart) Compost I’m searching for a man I met at Cedar Tree Neck in December.

I can’t stop thinking about our conversation about composting. Reply to [email protected]/box136Bernie wants Hillary I’d like to be the Bernie to your Hillary.


Reply to [email protected]/box137 Thrice divorced Female Looking for future ex.We’re afraid if you’re looking for love or friendship you’ll have to look elsewhere.However, the entire staff at The MV Times wishes you luck in your endeavors and a happy April Fool’s day.Reply to [email protected]/box140SF seeking SM. Reply to [email protected]/box144Discriminating retired teacher Looking for female intellectual companionship. Reply to [email protected]/box146Frugal gourmet Looking to share candlelight dinners at fine Vineyard restaurants with attractive woman who is willing to pick up the tab.

Reply to [email protected]/box147Hirsute man Seeks open-minded female for tick-checking and back hair grooming. Reply to [email protected]/box148April Fools These ads are all a gag.We have all type of personals, Christian singles, Catholic, Jewish singles, Atheists, Republicans, Democrats, pet lovers, cute Colorado women, handsome Colorado men, single parents, gay men, and lesbians.


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